Disappointing Diddle


Do you know how difficult it is to find a flaccid yogurt-slinger? Everywhere you look it's all stiff shafts which create unreasonable expectations for men to be primed and ready all the time.

If you have a friend is in the market for a dildo tell them you have just the product, send them this flaccid little number and watch the disappointment ooze from their face as they realize this isn't the stiffy they were looking for.

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