Picture this – some poor sap is sitting there working away when the postman delivers a package labelled “Big Ass Dildo”. The office erupts in malicious laughter, demoralizing the individual…. as if it couldn't get worse.
They open the package to inspect this so called dildo… BOOM! hundreds of tiny penis confetti explode everywhere!
The remainder of this individuals day will be spent on all fours picking dicks out of the carpet.